Non Sequiturs
The Lighthouse Keeper
BY DANIEL W. DRAKE PUBLISHER
      "Good morning," I yelled at the red tail as it made a low pass across the grassy patch near where I was walking. "Is that you, Hawkeye?" The bird flew on as if it hadn't heard me, but after a moment, circled back and landed at the top of a small, dead pine tree up ahead.
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Field Notes
by Peter B Brace
      Why the turtle crossed the road No r m a l l y, you see their little heads nudging up through the reedy surface of ponds, not dragging their crusty shells across island roads, practically begging to be made into turtle pancakes.
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